Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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