belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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