i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I fill condoms, not promises.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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