I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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