Are we in a gay sports bar?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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