Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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