If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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