Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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