She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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