you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I seem to have left my pride at pride
This gyro tastes like lonliness
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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