Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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