I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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