i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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