Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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