glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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