Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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