When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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