guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You are the jesus of drinking
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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