I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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