Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
