some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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