no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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