He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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