It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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