Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Even my vagina gasped.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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