i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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