Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I need to align my fucking chakras
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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