he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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