quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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