hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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