can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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