What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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