Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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