hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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