just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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