Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
