how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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