real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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