There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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