it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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