and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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