Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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