she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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