I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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