So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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