I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please, let me fuck your mom
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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