elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
