We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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