Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
