You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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