On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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